Love SMS - 6
If all the boys lived on the other side of the sea, what a good
swimmer I would be ?
During maths I was thinking of you but I cannot calculate how much I
I am sending you to an island full of kisses on a sea of love!
Love is...looking whether he is looking, and when he does, certainly
not looking back!!
Do you have a coin? I want to call your parents to thank them.
I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful, sweet, nice,
sensitive, erotic and funny on you screen, but unfortunately I do not
fit on it.
I cannot think of a good opening sentence, so will we just say
I know milk it does a body good, but DAMN how much have you been
If I could rewrite the alphabet I'd put U and I together!
Hello, I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart!
Your daddy must be a terrorist 'cus you're DA BOMB!
Ferrari's are red, Lambo's are blue... but I am as happy in a mini
Every man dreams of a beautiful woman, so do I ... I dream of you.
If love is a crime, lock me up, i'm guilty baby
If God would have created something more beautiful than you he would
have kept it to himself.
Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me
In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.
I saw you at a distance but you never approached, but that what did
never happen, never passes!
If love is blind, how will she find me ?
Never make love in the garden or in the fields...... For love might be
blind but your neighbours not!
The less you open up to others, the more you will suffer.
I love the spring mornings, the afternoons in autumn, the winter
evenings and the summer nights....but you I love more !
I would have answered your letter sooner but you did not write me one.
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like your
I appreciate all the things you do, and the way you show you care.
When God gave you to me, he planted the image of you deep in my heart.
When you left, my world turned upside down
I love you more than all the tea in China.
I'll love you till the end! And then some.
If love were a movie, you'd be a coming attraction.
If love were to be taxed, I would be the highest tax payer.
The most important things in my world are to get food, drink and to
A day without your love is a day without life.
I don't know how I could have done that thing, when I love you like
life itself. Please forgive me.
You're the best thing since God made women.
You are my friend, my love, my forever Valentine.
The only love worthy of a name is unconditional.
A baby is born with a
need to be loved - and never outgrows it.
When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him
Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night.
A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is
Matrimony is a process by which a grocer acquired an account the
Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination.
Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one
agrees on just what it is.
The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.
Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage"
Love takes off masks that we fear we cannot live without and know we
cannot live within.
There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me
with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that.
The General was essentially a man of peace, except of course in his
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that
causes all the trouble.
In love the paradox occurs that two beings become one and yet remain
The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much.
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a
Never get married in the morning - you never know who you might meet
Don't marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the
individual you think you can't live without.
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly
as getting married just because you do.
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the
inattention of one.
The Eskimo has fifty-two names for snow because it is important to
them. There ought to be as many for love.
It is difficult to know at what moment love begins; it is less
difficult to know that it has begun.
The art of love... is largely the art of persistence.
The Wedding March always reminds me of the music played when soldiers
go into battle.
When love is not madness, it is not love.
What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible
you are, but how you deal with incompatibility.
Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same
Before marriage, a man will lay down his life for you; after marriage
he won't even lay down his newspaper.
Platonic love is love from the neck up.
A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own
It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same human
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she
stops to breathe.
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs.
A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people
remembering the same thing.
No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than
he used to drink when he was single.
You cannot be lonely if you like the person you're alone with.